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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via hi)

dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

(via karebear-kara)

pleatedjeans:

via

methtacular:

race representation in american television

(via rosiedoll)

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

(via karebear-kara)

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body
dekutree:

she thicc

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

(via thathilariousasian)

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via laughing-llama)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via karebear-kara)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

image

my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl, via karebear-kara)