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nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

(via beyoncebeytwice)

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(Source: innercitylights, via beyoncebeytwice)

(Source: poetrytofish)

brokedownchalice:

Best way to end an argument

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via zackisontumblr)

taco-bell-rey:

My grandma everyone

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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squorange
pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
swagturnedon:

what do you wanna do?
idk, what do you wanna do?
idk, what do you wanna do?
idk, what do you wanna do?

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via hi)

ruinedchildhood:

Terrifying

(Source: itsvondell, via zackisontumblr)


President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.