thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

mrslaipaul:

a reminder

mrslaipaul:

a reminder

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

elisabethmoth: